Tag: humor
member name: Ruth MacGill
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February 22, 2007 06:15 PM EST --
Another Catastrophe Passed On by
I had to give up my seat in front of this computer, and take Smokey Joe to the vet to get his stitches out. That is at least a 120 mile round trip, and Jane couldn’t . . .
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November 06, 2009 03:52 PM EST --
It came to me in a dream last night – (I had a big piece of loaded pizza, just before I turned in.) It’s so simple I don’t know why someone hasn’t realized it before this. . . .
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March 06, 2007 11:17 AM EST --
Bank Robbery Didn’t Pay
Some years ago I was having a tire repaired at a gas station next to a bank. As I sat waiting I noticed activity and shouting near the entrance to the bank . . .
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December 27, 2006 09:30 AM EST --
What Some Catholic Kids Learned at Catechism
(These gems were sent to me by a friend who mines the net. They are answers to a test at a Catholic elementary school.)
1. IN . . .
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April 29, 2009 08:44 PM EDT --
What is the difference between 'epidemic' and 'pandemic'?
According to my Webster New Explorer Large Print Dictionary, epidemic means affecting many people at one time, and it doesn't . . .
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February 27, 2008 11:35 AM EST --
Decisions, Decisions!
I'm off to a good start this morning. I took my pills, fed Chatterbox, my sick old female cat, cleaned the cat boxes, filled my 7-day pill boxes - one for morning pills and . . .
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December 11, 2008 07:57 AM EST --
The news yesterday said that California is going to run out of money by March 2009. Before that happens our Governator is going to be forced to make drastic cuts somewhere in the state budget. Where? . . .
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December 31, 2006 05:26 PM EST --
King Arthur or Lancelot’s Dilemma
(This is another gem from my friend Mike. I don’t know who wrote this fable but I just have to share it with you!)
King Arthur or Lancelot’s . . .
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December 15, 2007 12:16 PM EST --
I stroke your long black hair
Gleaming in the sunbeams
I embrace your graceful body
I feel your soft warm kisses
I hear your eager murmurs
As you writhe within my arms
I smell . . .
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February 05, 2009 03:46 AM EST --
That is what a necktie looks like to me - a noose. An enemy might grab it and throttle the wearer before he knew he was being attacked.
What practical value does a necktie have other than . . .
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June 28, 2008 12:55 PM EDT --
It is curious little items like this that make TV channel surfing interesting. Recently I surfed onto a program about the 'Little Ice Age", an event that lowered and fluctuated the temperature . . .
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November 07, 2008 11:43 AM EST --
Now they tell us! Now it's all coming out that Sarah Palin spent even more than $150,000 on her new wardrobe! Someone in the McCain camp said: "She plundered Neiman-Marcus from coast to coast". . . .
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October 25, 2009 04:12 PM EDT --
I’ve heard of old mossbacks, but can it grow on noses too? Something is happening to my nose. I thought it was some kind of skin condition, so I scrubbed it with Dial soap, I applied lotion, . . .
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November 16, 2009 03:28 PM EST --
A Devoted Son
Sometimes when I wake up in the wee hours of the morning and I can’t fall back to sleep, I surf TV to find something entertaining so I can enjoy my insomnia. At 2:25 a.m. . . .
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December 03, 2008 09:12 PM EST --
Don't try to convince me that TV isn't worth while. If nothing else, I can catch forty winks during the day a lot faster lounging in my recliner in front of the TV than in bed. I keep missing . . .
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